Scouser jokes

Fish

    • Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

    Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

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    • Ground Zero

    • A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

    An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

    The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

    The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

    The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

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