What is the American virus? diabetes.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear
White vans
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
Why does america have more guns not people
