The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ซข ๐ค ๐ญ ๐ก ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐ธ ๐
Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find
Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods
hey squidward say kid backward also suc my dick
I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.
Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra thatโs funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight
my friends mom died and he also died by a crash
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her โKatie, Iโm sorry to have to tell you that your parents didnโt survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimerโs disease.โ Katie replies โwell at least my parents will look after meโ
ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family
Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of โwomen onlyโ events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
i love fortnite because i touched grass for the first time and also i love chung lei
Also not love everyone
