Also jokes

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"

Also me: "Throw it."

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.