Also jokes

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea