Also jokes

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"

Also me: "Throw it."

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!