A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
I can tell you a airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.