What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
My dad was a great pilot............. He died in 911
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
When you're working in the twin towers but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know