Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
Every body knows the joke why was 6 afraid of 7 because seven ate nine but why was 10 scared... because he was wright in the middle of 9 11
I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this