Wright jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Women's rights.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Community talk
mal im sorry i migt be gone for 11 days it might be 35 idk it depends on how staff is feeling i will lock tf in idk how if i cant talk to you bbg but i promase i will do everything im my power to be able to talk to you asap im so sorry my love ill be back as soon as possable i fucking love you more than anything in this world you are my everything and this will be te hardest week or weeks of my life without you i would wright more but staff wants the laptop back im so so so SO sorry ilysm never forget that
Men/Women I Have To Wright Sentences Cuz I Forgot My Band Instrument The Sentences Are '' I Will Remember My Instrument Tomorrow'' IM IN MIDDLE WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING SENTENCES.
I logged out of my account and i forgot to wright down the password ima have to make a new one:(