Wright jokes

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

— Steven Wright

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!