Wright

Wright jokes

Airplane

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

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  • Restaurant

    I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

    — Steven Wright

    Body

    Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

    But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

    Ghost

    I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

    Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

    English

    English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

    Community

    mal im sorry i migt be gone for 11 days it might be 35 idk it depends on how staff is feeling i will lock tf in idk how if i cant talk to you bbg but i promase i will do everything im my power to be able to talk to you asap im so sorry my love ill be back as soon as possable i fucking love you more than anything in this world you are my everything and this will be te hardest week or weeks of my life without you i would wright more but staff wants the laptop back im so so so SO sorry ilysm never forget that

    Men/Women I Have To Wright Sentences Cuz I Forgot My Band Instrument The Sentences Are '' I Will Remember My Instrument Tomorrow'' IM IN MIDDLE WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING SENTENCES.