Agreement

Agreement Jokes

Leo

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Priest

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

Cousin

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

Deal

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Religion

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

Rape

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

Basement

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Girl

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Rape

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.