What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Agreement Jokes
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
