Afgan jokes
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.