two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
ur mom
Adopted kid: Imadea big mastake Dad: You are one
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
me.
My will to live
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
you
my life
