Adolescent jokes
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p