Active jokes

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Nothing, because he is dead.

What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.