Sex Act jokes

Gwen pegs Xavier.

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

I just had sex.

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.