Action hero

Action hero jokes

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  • Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

    It is now known as Optimus Prime.