Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
