Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
