Action hero

Action Hero Jokes

Chuck Norris

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  • Fence

    Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

    Army

    Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

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  • Tank

    Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

    It is now known as Optimus Prime.

    Tire

    An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

    What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."