ACE jokes

Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?

Because it’s a family company.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.

What card is the slowest and slimiest?

Ace-nail.

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.

Why is there AC in hospitals?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.