Accessory jokes
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
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If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.