Accessory jokes

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.