A.S. Jokes

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

Do people even like me C A S N O V A

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's

Why don’t asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s”

most of the jokes are t r a s h

What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

When my laptop crashes, I give a s***

Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R

*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree

Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**

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we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..

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