What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Do people even like me C A S N O V A
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
most of the jokes are t r a s h
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**
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we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..
Anal sex is for A......s
Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E
