What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
most of the jokes are t r a s h
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Anal sex is for A......s
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
