The 25+ Best A.S. Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's

Why don’t asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s”

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

Do people even like me C A S N O V A

can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s

Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s

Why do gays get bad grades?

They don't get straight a's

most of the jokes are t r a s h

What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

When my laptop crashes, I give a s***

Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R

Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**

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#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT
O Been in Love
O Have Anxiety
O Broken Hearts
O Felt Insecure
O Been Ignored
O Been Embarrassed
O Stolen
O Lied
O Been Heartbroken
O Kissed
O Had a Boyfriend
O Had a Girlfriend
O Cheated
O Been Cheated On
O Had Sex
O Cried Myself to Sleep
O Stayed Up All Night
O Smiled
O Laughed
O Fake Smiled
O Been Verbally Abused
O Been Physically Abused
O Been Sexually Abused
O Hated Someone
O Hated Myself
O Gotten a Tattoo
O Gotten Piercings
O Traveled
O Been Stung
O Broken Bones
O Skipped School
O Want/Wanted to Die
O Been Depressed
O Binged
O Failed a Class
O Purged
O Starved
O Gotten All A's
O Gotten Suspended
O Gotten Expelled
O Been to Jail
O Been Cyber-bullied
O Been Bullied
O Been a Bully
O Have/Had Anorexia
O Have/Had Bulimia
O Cut Myself
O Burned Myself
O Drank
O Smoked
O Done Drugs
O Have/Had an Addiction
O One Month Clean
O Attempted Suicide
O Know Someone Who Has
O Lost Someone to Suicide
O Overdosed
O Hallucinated
O Been Hospitalized
O Seen a Therapist
O Told Your Parents
O Have Other Mental Disorders
O Have Other Medical Problems
O Take Meds
O Hide Scars wockalbin
O Have a Secret Account
O Relapsed
O Other Forms of Self-harm O Accepted Myself
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what do you call a s.i.m.p, adrian

we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..

People named Aaron are annoying why have two A’s when you can have none... (Ron)

Ali a's face

For C A S A V O N A

Nobody:
The Knight during the
Pantheon Of Hallownest:
Ok who's next

Anal sex is for A......s

Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E