Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Anal sex is for A......s
most of the jokes are t r a s h
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
