Beluga Cat (MU)

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My zodiac sign is “Virgo” and definitely not LGBT whatevs

Beluga Cat (MU)

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Beluga Cat (MU)

Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Beluga Cat (MU)

roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe

Beluga Cat (MU)

You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”

Beluga Cat (MU)

You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.

Beluga Cat (MU)

roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse

Beluga Cat (MU)

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DONT WANNA SAY THIS, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU