You look like something I drew with my left hand.
LoserIsPro
IM THE DICE PRO dont believ me? Check my memes
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You’re so fat, that you only know 3 letters: KFC
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
