Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
LoserIsPro
IM THE DICE PRO dont believ me? Check my memes
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo
Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Hi, I'm cool.
