DaRapBoat

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.