why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn’t

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Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it

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Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.

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Yo mom so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

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Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!

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Yo momma so stupid…weather man says it chilli outside…instead of a jacket…She gets a bowl and spoon!!!

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Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it’s chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl

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why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

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What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

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Hitler… need I say more

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Beef beef beef?

TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

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kai walks into a bar and the bartender says: get out you gay loser.

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What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

because thay don’t have any rights

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Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.

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What’s the difference between a Jew and a dollar. I would care if I lost 6 million dollars

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what would you call the Jetsons if they were black? Niggers.

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i fucked your mom, that’s why i’ve been paying your life support since you were born

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Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up

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Why is Trump bad with America- because he made it scream

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