Worst Jokes Ever

cloudypubes
in Self Harm

i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm…

orphanraper69
in Orphan

i rape orphans

orphanraper69

what do you call an orphan a man raped by me (:

Anonymous

what do you call rape rape

Anonymous
in Rooster

Rooster

Anonymous
in Orphan

Q. What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field A. A baseball field has a home base

Anonymous
in Emo

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Sonibany

What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I’ll chin you later

HotBabes
in Cop

What’s the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.

The Pig smells better

ur_MOM
in Twin Towers

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

Anonymous
in Forehead

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Anonymous
in Hairline

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Anonymous
in Hairline

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Anonymous
in Hairline

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Anonymous
in Hairline

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

as a an orphan from every bag of chips is family size

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

what do you call an orphans family photo a self portrait

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon

Monkey Man

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar foot longs

Anonymous
in Orphanage

Technoblade!

Please tell me you understand this…