what do you call a bad joke

A bad noah

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My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair

Hot wheels

My life

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair, then a table.

Knock knock. Who’s there. Bagel. Bagel who. Toast it’s me your arch nemesis bagel here to make up. BYE

What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

I eat dick

What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop

knock, knock

who is there

bear

bear who

bear bum

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes

A SELFIE

Why do all orphans get iPhone x’s

There isn’t a home button

Why do people love camping?— Because it’s in tents!

i am going to scream, this is a cry for help

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

What do sperm say while just in

We need to go deeper

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