What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON’T ‘SUB’ ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN’T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: “a skele-ton” (Drum effect) Paps: “OH MY GOD SANS!”
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he’d be fine and it’d only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“