What job lets you kill the most people
And abortion doctor
My mom told me she couldnt open the garage door. then it opened up to me that is wasnt broke anymore
An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can’t reach it so she calls her son for help a few minutes later son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- slips and noose chokes her to death
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
The first windmill said to the second, “What’s your favorite type of music.” The second windmill said, " I’m a big metal fan."