Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans play baseball? Answer: Because they donโ€™t have a home

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Difference

Loljokes

Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Titanic

Anonymous

I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)

iykyk

Basement

Anonymous

Bubba couldnโ€™t make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his momโ€™s basement.

Woman

Anonymous

How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out the tampon and the cotton has been picked.

Man

Plebb

A blind man walked into a bar, a table and a chair

Name

Anonymous

Hi Iโ€™m a name

Orange

Anonymous 666

Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompaโ€™s look white.

Orphan

Anonymous

why can orphans only use samsung beacause they dont have a home button

Vegetable

Anonymous-A

I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldnโ€™t fit the wheelchair in the pot.

India

Anonymous

what do you call a terrorist attack in india .

a wednestday

Fat

Dark child

You are the reason double doors were invented

Friend

Dark child

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever

Borrowing

Dark child

:can I borrow a book how to kill myself

:librarian. No cause you wonโ€™t bring it back

Orphanage

Dark child

You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents

Mum

Mary Britain

The Britainโ€™s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

Beat

Anonymous

What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood

Fish

Kieran and his bad jokes

Do fish have tits? Fish tits

Fish

Kieran and his bad jokes

Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted