Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Q. What's the best gift for any AISH working who's going on maternity leave? A. A coathanger.

If there was a song about a shooting at an AISH office would it be called Pumped Up Heels?

What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest

A suicidal vest actually works when triggered

Q. What's the difference between an AISH office and a shooting range? A. You have to pay to get into the shooting range.

There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,

"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"

Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Dating 101

Heres what you do:

1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

A Girl walks into the church and confesses..

Girl " Forgive me father for i have sinned"

Priest "How have you you sinned may i ask?"

Girl " I called a man a son of a bitch"

Priest " Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"

Girl " He held my hand '

Priest " Like this? ( he holds the girl's hand)

Girl " Yes father"

Priest " That does not explain why you called a man a bitch"

Girl " He started taking off my clothes "

Priest " Like this? " ( He takes off the girls clothes)

Girl " yes father "

Priest " that also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch "

Girl " Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what "

Priest " Like this? " ( he puts his you know what into her you know what )

Girl " YES FATHER !! YES FATHER !!!

Priest " Then what? "

Girl " Then he got up and left me naked "

Priest " THAT SON OF A BITCH!! "

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.

Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.

Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

My last best man's speech was like the marriage

Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.