why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn’t
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it
Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
Yo mom so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!
Yo momma so stupid…weather man says it chilli outside…instead of a jacket…She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it’s chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
Hitler… need I say more
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
kai walks into a bar and the bartender says: get out you gay loser.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
because thay don’t have any rights
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a dollar. I would care if I lost 6 million dollars
what would you call the Jetsons if they were black? Niggers.
i fucked your mom, that’s why i’ve been paying your life support since you were born
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
Why is Trump bad with America- because he made it scream