Party

Anonymous

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians

And they created The Green Party

Eating

Anonymous

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane

Number

Your mama so white that he first number was 911

Fat

Your momma so fat that she is the earth

Ugliness

Your so ugly that I choked and died

Die

Anonymous

my mom said " Don’t jump off we need you" and i said “no” then i jump off a building and died.

Fat

Anonymous

What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag

Fat

Anonymous

Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911

Dog

My phone died so I pops in my w

My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper

Best

Anonymous

What’s the best thing retard a good at doing drooling

Mirror

Anonymous

Knock knock? Who’s there A mirror, i’m lonenly

Blue

Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.

Hell

Anonymous

What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.

Depression

Idiot

“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”

Make

Nivedh jha

Umm what joke should I make

Deer

Nivedh jha

What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious