Jesus

Anonymous

Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa clause!

America

Anonymous

America , …Amefrica,… Amfrica, …Africa…

Virgin

funny

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. “Shut up you horny virgin”!

Cross

JOKER

Why did the condom cross the road… Because he was pissed off.

Trump

Anonymous

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

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Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by romans

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Jesus

Anonymous

Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then

Life

tehe

my life.

Shit

Jeff

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

Orphan

Anonymous

Orphan have no home

Jesus

Anonymous

What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS

Jesus

Anonymous

What was jesus’s favourite food? Answr: sNAILS

Jesus

Anonymous

Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.

Jesus

Anonymous

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

Chicken

Anonymous

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road

Cause it got knocked down on its way

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy

Hell

Anonymous

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

Last Word

Anonymous

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

no witnessess