Downed and brownies

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!

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You want to hear a joke? You…

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Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if “he wanted a roll with it”

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How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience

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Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove

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Puns that’s how eye rool

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So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel

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Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick…

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You wana hear a joke? You

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Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your “Aunts”

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What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.

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What do you call an angry shopper? A cuss-tomer

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I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what’s wrong. He said I don’t want to Taco bout it

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Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.

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What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky

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What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.

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