What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)


If you overdose on Viagra, do you die… hard?

What was Brian Cant’s last words before he died?

“I used to do it, but now I cant!”

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.



I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu… If you know what I mean;)

guys go ot https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol and read the whole thing becaus i need peopel ti play with and everyone is being a retarded thanks guys goo bye

What did the bilingual Ethiopian chef say to his customers?

Bone appetit.

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?

Johnny was deaf.

My dad was a roof cleaner and I’m dedicating this to him, so dad if you’re up there

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Knock knock whos there your mother duh

What do you call a dog with no legs ?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

What’s the best thing about f...ing 21 year olds ?

There’s 20 of them.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Robin who?

Robin you, that is who.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

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