Name

Dr. Fire

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.

Travis Spick-le.

Burger

Dr. Fire

What’s a dumbfuck’s favorite condiment to put on his burger?.

Re-tarter sauce.

Cross

Izabella

Why did the dog cross the road?To get to his owner

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing

People

Dr. F8rw

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.

Motherfuckers.

Deep

I think I found the worst joke in life ,For me it’s that i have always been unwanted and alone for my hole life and I’ve have never even been In a relationship with anyone and I’m 31 years old and I also know that deep down, I’m always going to be alone and unhappy ,all I get out of life, is seeing everyone else with someone ,and knowing it will never happen for me , I think that’s the worst joke I can think of .LIFE. Still living when you know you’ll never find someone to be with I apologize with the wording to this it’s another thing I am a failure at

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Okay

“Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?”

“Ok.”

“What town did you grow up in?”

“Oral.”

Windows

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor

Light

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None there is no electricity

Forehead

Anonymous

Your forehead is so big megamind thought you were his brother

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don’t ask me. How should I know, I’m just the drone pilot.

Hair

Lovely perv

So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.

Offensive

Busan

Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung… jm:…

Girl

Ilsan

Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He’s MY MAN…

Girl

Daegu

Girl: i like girls Dad: ok? Girl 2: i like girls too Dad: okay so who likes boys?! Boy: i do

Puns

Busan

Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

Straight

Busan

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he’s gay, youre an investiGAYtor.

People

rylee

how do homeless people punish their children? what are there children going to do go to their room.