i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm…
i rape orphans
what do you call an orphan a man raped by me (:
what do you call rape rape
Q. What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field A. A baseball field has a home base
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I’ll chin you later
What’s the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
as a an orphan from every bag of chips is family size
what do you call an orphans family photo a self portrait
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
Please tell me you understand this…