why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow- herd

Let’s get this right. What’s the difference between an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can’t beat…

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you…

What runs but never stop

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

Hi hunter. Emilly wrote this

Why do orphans love having sex?

Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?

Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

what do you call a cow that fell

ground beefffffff — Aaron

What is an orphan’s favorite show? Batman.

What do you call dolls in a line? Barbie queuing.

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head…

I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him “that dude’s a knucle-head!”

My friend said “Dude, if you don’t put your desk in line with the column, your gay.” so he did it and i said “Well i guess now he’s straight” ;D

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "

A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

I told my sister a Dairy joke,

She said it was cheesy.

What’s meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.