How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

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I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.

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Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

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Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I’m famous

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What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

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I’m Gay

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Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted

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Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

You tie food to the ceiling.

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duha is gay hahahahahaha

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection

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You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can’t stand up for themselves

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why are mountains so funny because there hills ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

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Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

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How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they’ll both start.

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These are ear-retcal jokes…

Fail

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