i will tell you a joke-your life

Why can’t orphans be a space ship because they don’t have a mothership😝😝😝🤪.

When Trump goes to the beach he doesn’t use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.

i called my dog j thaey said jone

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self

Earlier that day… Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:… Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! Venus and Moon giving her the smirk

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

Why did the cow go to space? Go to the moon

Why did the cow go to space ?to go to the moon

This joke is so dark I need life

Why can’t orphans play baseball? It’s because they can’t find home plate.

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ）

Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?

Cause he can’t do stand up

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

I NAMED MY DOG J AND everyone thought I SAID JAM

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje

A old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check so I died to help her

I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.