Shrek and the Hulk became politicians

And they created The Green Party

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane

Your mama so white that he first number was 911

Your momma so fat that she is the earth

Your so ugly that I choked and died

my mom said " Don’t jump off we need you" and i said “no” then i jump off a building and died.

What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag

Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911

My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper

What’s the best thing retard a good at doing drooling

Knock knock? Who’s there A mirror, i’m lonenly

Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.

What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.

“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”

Umm what joke should I make

What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious