[ chatting with a stranger on the internet ]

Me : Hi, how are you?

A stranger : I’m fine, hbu?

Me : I’m good

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chatting with a stranger on the internet Me : Hi, How are you? A stranger : I’m fine, hbu? Me : I’m good 🤷‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah’s Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion

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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

Why did the indin man eat a cow? BECUSE he wanted to be fat like one

Why did you indin man eat a cow BECUSE he wanted to be fat

Did you know some people don’t put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show there depression and feeling

I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF😅🤣😂

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!

Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss

Ayo the pizza here- OH N*GGA!!

Na na na na now na na na na now

1 hour challengeeee

Does anyone know the song that goes like. Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I’m probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn’t feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn’t want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn’t say a word about it, he didn’t move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

I’m not saying you’re stupid. But you’re the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my “boys fort”…