What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
Barbie, she wear too much pink, my friend. If rain come, she go disappear like sugar in tea! How she no cold with plastic skin, eh? Aiyaa!
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
Why a spider not an incest?
I have for itself 9 legs.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Why he die on toilet? Similar gay
how to do this
How many potato to feed the elephant
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
guys should i do it? you know what i mean.
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
