2 Chinese men walk into to a bar. Owwwwwwwwwww they say instead of ouch
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
I always keep anti fungal spray with me…coz I don’t want to share my gf with anyone
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts
???: Omg my Blind Boyfriend cheated on me
Me: what did you expect him to see other hoes…
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
What’s one food orphans can eat
If 6 was afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. “Step on it”.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth
me: what’s the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
i kicked the shit out of little johnny
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don’t even got a home
Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves