How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I’m famous

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

I’m Gay

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted

Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed

How do you start a rave in Africa?

You tie food to the ceiling.

duha is gay hahahahahaha

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can’t stand up for themselves

why are mountains so funny because there hills ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they’ll both start.

These are ear-retcal jokes…

Fail