Why cant orphans play baseball? Answer: Because they don’t have a home

Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)

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Bubba couldn’t make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom’s basement.

How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out the tampon and the cotton has been picked.

A blind man walked into a bar, a table and a chair

Hi I’m a name

Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa’s look white.

why can orphans only use samsung beacause they dont have a home button

I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india .

a wednestday

You are the reason double doors were invented

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever

:can I borrow a book how to kill myself

:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back

You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood

Do fish have tits? Fish tits

Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted