Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa clause!

America , …Amefrica,… Amfrica, …Africa…

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. “Shut up you horny virgin”!

Why did the condom cross the road… Because he was pissed off.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

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What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by romans

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Gay

Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then

my life.

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

Orphan have no home

What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS

What was jesus’s favourite food? Answr: sNAILS

Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road

Cause it got knocked down on its way

Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

no witnessess