Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous

2 Chinese men walk into to a bar. Owwwwwwwwwww they say instead of ouch

ur mom
in Roast

if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain

Anonymous
in Necrophilia

I always keep anti fungal spray with me…coz I don’t want to share my gf with anyone

What does math and girls have in common? If there under ten you use your fingers

Anonymous
in Adult

What do feminist and tampons have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts

I’m Lesbian no joke!!!?;)

???: Omg my Blind Boyfriend cheated on me

Me: what did you expect him to see other hoes…

Liam

Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair

I’m Lesbian no joke!!!?;)

What’s one food orphans can eat

Homemade

Anonymous
in Twin Towers

If 6 was afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11

Jesse Gagarin

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Jamin Ben

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. “Step on it”.

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the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,

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when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark

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in Deez Nuts

me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth

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in Deez Nuts

me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth

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in Deez Nuts

me: what’s the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth

noob skin
in Little Johnny

i kicked the shit out of little johnny

Anonymous
in Orphan

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don’t even got a home

Anonymous

Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves