What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping…
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell of and bumped his head
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Why the heck was my children jumping on a bed.
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that’s impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don’t tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
👌😂😂😂
What’s the difference between a priest and a zit? A: One waits until you’re twelve to cum on your face.
Teacher: tell me what’s the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: you’re out !!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f…ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Albert is an homophobic guy, His cousin Franco also an homophobic guy.
Albert’s aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert wasn’t knowing that because he came late at night, Franco was sleeping in Albert’s bed thinking he would not come at home, Albert laid on his bed thinking there’s no one on it, and then they started f...ing ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂