the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging…

You know sex is better then logical but I could’ve prove it…

Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory…

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it’s chair

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris

whats steven hawkings fav food

egg and should

When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and smell bad

Why do some men call their testicles “bells?” Because it’s next to their “ding-dong.”

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.

What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!