Why is it called Cracker Barrel if only black people go there?
on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”
A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said
“Hi im, ameenya sheed.”
Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn’t the shooter just go to Disney…sorry i just work there and I’m trying to get people to come on down.
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.