Downed and brownies
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
You want to hear a joke? You…
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if “he wanted a roll with it”
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove
Puns that’s how eye rool
So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel
Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick…
You wana hear a joke? You
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your “Aunts”
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
What do you call an angry shopper? A cuss-tomer
I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what’s wrong. He said I don’t want to Taco bout it
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.