That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention… that one kid with epilepsy…

Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen

What’s white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!

Maude of ghostposter is a dumb christian p.... ass bitch. She’s so f...ing squeamish it’s hilarious although I hate her.

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, “I’ll have the usual”.

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

Whats the useless skin around the v...... A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

student: why does everyone hate me

another student: Because U got The A last night

what do you call a letter using the bathroom

the P

why do cannibals not like to eat clowns…

cause they taste funny!!

Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil… But it’s quite point less

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!