911 attacks jokes
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
9/11
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
9/11.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.