911 attacks jokes
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
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9/11
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
9/11.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.