9/11 Victim Jokes

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.