9/11 victim jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims β they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.