9/11 Victim Jokes

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Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

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Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

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What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

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What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

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What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

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Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who are the fastest readers in history?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

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Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

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Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

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Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

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Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

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Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

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What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.