9/11 Victim Jokes

Pizza

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

Bro

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

Victim

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Victim

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

Victim

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Reader

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

    Victim

    Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

    9/11

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

    Victim

    How are the faster readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

    Victim

    Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

    9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Who's the world's fastest reader?

    9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.