9/11 victim jokes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.