50 cent jokes

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.