I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
Peyk 47 said that kobe bryent is not a legend but he is
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.