47 jokes

My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.

1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

Why did the cow steal an AK-47?

He was a mooslim.

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.