25 Jokes

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

We (DYM 25).

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?

A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

What's funnier than 24? 25!

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

A corpse, of course!

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.