2020s jokes
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Culture for some reason.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.