1v1 jokes

"1v1 me bitch!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡