10pm jokes
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
