100mph jokes

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.