100mph jokes

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.