100mph jokes

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."