Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog’s fingers.

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.