Worst Jokes Ever

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

dfg.

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.

Children are like farts.

You can only tolerate your own.

What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.