I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice
These are not funny those that are Adopted feel hurt by these! You shall feel ashamed of yourself! Take the L! - Losers
donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
gas gas gas i'm gonna step on your ass TONIGHT FOR FUN YEAH YEAH YEAH
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
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Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Tyler hairline is so bad
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
what's the difference between jesus and a painting of him? well, it only takes one nail
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
