Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

Why do some couples go to the gym together?

Because they want their relationship to work out.

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.