Worst Jokes Ever
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.