kys (keep yourself safe)
my friend josh made a joke about liams non exsitent hairline even though josh has masssive ears and his face looks like a monkeys.....if they were white
what holiday can a orphan not celebrate
mothers day and fathers day
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
why can’t you play uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
your face is horrific like the state of thw twin towers
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
A child's parents once lived in chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage noe.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
oh wait i'm thinking of....
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
ememe
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I want to smash you
