Worst Jokes Ever
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.