If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
