Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Alpha Kenny body?