My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under đđ
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just wonât stand for it
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Whatâs the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He canât walkie or talkie
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
