Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.