Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.