Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

Anxiety

My anxiety has anxiety.

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Catholic

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Incest

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

Huggy Wuggy

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

Difference

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

Nun

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.