Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
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what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.