Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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The worst joke is no joke ;)
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Dad, I hate you!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.