Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.đ«Š
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Whoâs going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
What is an orphans favorite movie?
âSpider-Man Homecomingâ
Why wasnât the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
You was sleeping it didn't count - chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" đ€Ł
I do this too often!!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Bro Iâm so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on itâs brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves itâs paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until heâs out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says âWow that is amazing, what is in that canâ the man looks at the can and reads the label âHair restorer, with a permanent waveâ.
i kicked the shit out of little johnny
My grandma stubbed her toe in a elevator in september 21st
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
Autism be like
