Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when itβs on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: βI was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!β
A special quote: βNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!β
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
εζ§ζηθ₯θ΄ (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Just because youβre suicidal, you donβt have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.