Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘