Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Pop a choccy milk!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.