Worst Jokes Ever

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Good morning.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"