Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
