Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male if you did not like it when you were a teenager you probably will not like it when you become an adult
Whatβs an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
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A teacher asks her class, βWhat do you want to be when you grow up?β Little Johnny says βI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a dayβ. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. βAnd you, Susie? β the teacher asks. Susie says βI wanna be Johnnyβs b*tch.β
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
can emos eat happy meals?π³
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
What's the biggest joke ever gender equality
THATS WHY YOUR GRANDMA 6 FT DEEPFEET
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
people in wheelchairs need to stand up four themselves
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
yo mama so fat she crosses every border