Zookeeper

Zookeeper Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Gorilla

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

Rhino

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Baguette

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

Animal

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Hare

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

The cops had to comb the area.

Rape

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

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  • Job

    Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!