Your Mama Jokes

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.