Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car. I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
You are so ugly when you was born your mother asked for a receipt.
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
“In yo mama”
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
You mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
dream yo mama so ugly when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.
yo mama so pretty ? she could get in a car crash because boys"are staring at her
