Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

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Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.