Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.