Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.